Not wanting to name names or anything, but we here at Procrastinator HQ are upset. So we present our next artistic masterpiece, Subscribe.
There are people out there who are using the suffering of others to gain popularity through social media outlets. We think this is despicable, and we abhor those who follow this as a business model.
However, they are famous, and they are making money … but that doesn’t validate their position of so-called “authority” or “arbiter of talent” they pretend to be. You rude, mammering, moth-bitten stain on the population.
To you, we direct Subscribe.
And we do so by following in the footsteps of two of the greatest people to ever walk the Earth – John Travolta and Nicholas Cage. We, for three minutes and thirty-five seconds, have become them.
We did not enjoy any of that time. Some were physically ill, and others are still submitting expense requests for the on-going therapy. Please treat the song as a cautionary tale.
And for those who refuse to learn …. your day will come.